Mustache Glitter

My dermatologist thought collagen viles would make a nice addition to his floral arrangement! This is just a little DIY tip, in case you happen to have 50 or so empty collagen viles lying around!

God, can you believe she actually paired THOSE sandals and THAT bag with THAT dress?—how embarrassing, she should die!

Jesus, Table Cap Assembly Instruction Manual! Way to make me say “What the fuck?” like a feminist! I’m determined to do this by myself! Stay tuned to see my fully put together new table!