Mustache Glitter
God, can you believe she actually paired THOSE sandals and THAT bag with THAT dress?—how embarrassing, she should die!

God, can you believe she actually paired THOSE sandals and THAT bag with THAT dress?—how embarrassing, she should die!

This was waiting for me on my front stoop when I returned home this afternoon! I’m only on page 5 but had to stop to take a promotional photo because it’s so funny! Go buy it on Amazon.com—it’s cheaper there and will arrive in 1 day w/ free shipping. I’m too lazy to link it, so feel free to use your Google.

This was waiting for me on my front stoop when I returned home this afternoon! I’m only on page 5 but had to stop to take a promotional photo because it’s so funny! Go buy it on Amazon.com—it’s cheaper there and will arrive in 1 day w/ free shipping. I’m too lazy to link it, so feel free to use your Google.

In honor of my cousin graduating law school today, I thought I’d post this wildly inappropriate picture of the two of us.

In honor of my cousin graduating law school today, I thought I’d post this wildly inappropriate picture of the two of us.