Tongue time!
Gross! I’m o-Fendi-d!
My bong sprang a leak! I can’t catch a break!
I’m performing in this show tomorrow night! I don’t have any of my lines memorized yet! Come see if I will fail!
Look at the running shoes I designed! I wish I could buy them and a new knee, then boy would I turn heads!
I’m seriously looking into going to Private Investigator school! Does anybody know anything about how to do that?
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ATTN LA PEOPLE I KNOW! Do you work in a restaurant that’s currently hiring lunch servers? I’m available M-F from approximately 11-5:30 and am in DESPERATE need of a serving job to supplement my current part time job. If you know of anything or can think of anyone who might could help me, please let me know! I’m looking in the Studio City/Burbank/Hollywood/Los Feliz areas, as they will be the easiest for me to commute to from my other job. I’M RESPONSIBLE AND I DON’T SUCK AT WAITING TABLES! I promise!
Caught this bitch trying to blow up my minutes
I cannot wait for this revelation!!!