December 2010
28 posts
Getting looped for the last time with my mom.
She wears visors everywhere.
Dec 31st
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I got a Kindle for Christmas. I’ve been looking everywhere for some of these selections. It’s great!
Dec 31st
Finally Koalamommas no longer have to fight the fight alone.
Dec 31st
Atlanta saw its first white Christmas since 1882.  I tried to make a really small snowman, because I wanted to, but my hands went numb after his bottom. 
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
Tomorrow
I get on an airplane and dial-up internet can kiss my ass will get to blog everything I wanted to blog for the past two weeks but couldn’t because dial-up internet is worse than herpes circumstances would not allow. I can’t even decorate this with some kind of ironic picture.
Dec 30th
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Dec 24th
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HOW DO I SHOW THIS TO DEAD PEOPLE?
My dad would go nutsballs over this! Cool cool.
Dec 23rd
This
glass of wine I am holding was the catalyst for my drunk Facebooking last night. It and the 3 others I had after.  I woke up in a panic at 5:00 am, remembered and deleted everything. Then I went back to bed. Happy Holidays from my mom—the enabler. 
Dec 22nd
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This is my mom’s dog Halitosis. We do NOT like each other.
Dec 22nd
I have a lot of neuroses.
I wonder when I get a husband if he’ll remember.
Dec 21st
Christmas Present!
My roommate just gave me these extremely thoughtful Christmas presents—gift cards to Taco Bell and Starbucks! She knows me so well! I’m going to go gold baby! Registering that sucker now! Thanks, Jackie! (Ignore how scary I look in this picture, I gave it 20 attempts and this is the only one that sort of turned out okay. I am sick and look un-pretty. Also, the flash can bite me.) ...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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I just realized I’m going to need to clean my room this weekend. I’m going out of town on Monday, and I need to prepare for the “what if I expire in a plane crash and my mom has to come to LA and weed through my belongings” possibility. I’d hate for her last thoughts about me to be I can’t believe I raised this disgusting piece of trash. So, yay. 
Dec 17th
My roommate always posts pictures of herself on here. I will give it a try: Here’s me this morning—the I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus and today it’s supposed to be as cold as polar bear peen edition. You’re welcome. Edit: It’s actually an acceptable temperature outside and I am feeling much better. (I still look 100% as shitty.)  ...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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This photo keeps popping up on the side of my Tumblr dashboard: I mean, cavernous valley with a mighty bush on top. It’s just begging for someone to make the vagina joke. There. I’m exhausted.
Dec 14th
I’m going to need one of these baby hippos. Thanks.
Dec 13th
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Dec 8th
What is a “database cluster”? Shut up, Tumblr.
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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I purchased one of these for the first time today:
Holy mother of God! Are there drugs in here? I feel like I could conquer the world. I feel like I am a new person. I feel like I could ace a standardized test! This was a good purchase.
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
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This is from a study:
Who wants to guess the scent of my new perfume?
Dec 3rd
This really bothers me.
I don’t like the way this word is spelled.
Dec 3rd
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