Rhoda gave me a new taser!!! Look out world!!!

Dropped my bottle cap. This is like driving drink roulette.

@SnoopifyApp #Snoopify #SnoopDoggyDogg

@SnoopifyApp #Snoopify #SnoopDogg

Kimee talks and I just entertain myself the whole time with that little box in the corner! #FaceTime #OnlyChild

This is how I have to serve Ebineezer food now because she’s decided she’s scared of bowls and would rather starve for days than come near one.

Chiropractor says I have to start taking this every day for my bum knee. Anyone have any rave reviews? Like, is it the stuff of miracles? #glucosamine #chondroitin #BumKnees2013

This was from that time last night when I thought it would be funny to give myself the cherry dick ‘n balls and nobody else did. #FruitBits2013

This cherry has a dick ‘n balls!